Joke for the Day

Here's a joke contributed by Ken: Two French poodles are walking along the Champs Elysees. Along comes an American mutt. He decides to strike up a conversation with the poodles but he doesn't speak French. "Hi what's your name?" The first one says: "Mimi. That's m -i - m -i" The second one says: "Fifi. That's f - i- f-i" And Fido replies: "I'm Fido. That's p-h-y-d-a-u-x." That's the first French Lesson. The second French lesson is contributed by Jean-Pierre: A French sailor is walking down the Champs Elysees and sees a beautiful American tourist and he wants to take her out on the town, but he doesn't speak much English. He says to her: "When can I take you out on a date?" She replys "Never." He replies: "Neuve heure, neuve-heure-et-demie, Ca m'est egale. (Nine o'clock. Nine Thirty. It doesn't matter to me.)